random rants

okay if your parents are close by or anything, there is alot of cussing on this page read it later lol and you can comment at the bottom

Whats so great about sitemodels, hm? Theyre all just stupid anyway. Here, ill give you some examples.
whitney- when i was still on myspace, at least 1/12 of the people of my friends list had whitney on at least one of thier pictures and i just wanted to punch them in the face. Her forehead is way too big for her face and her mouth is an epidemic and its taking over the earth. In other words, she looks like a horse. & shes always making that stupid face where she sticks her lips out and opens her eyes real wide. Thats not attractive. She looks like she just got surprised by finding out that alot of people hate her.
morgan- morgan also closely remsembles a horse. More than whitney does. Her face is reallyy long and her teeth are effing huge! And shes got long hair, elongating her head even more. Ive seen alot of sites with her. Oh how sad.
random people who try to be sitemodels- Omg theyre even worse than the people who made it big in the myspace world. I hate little 6th graders who have a personal myspace, then make another myspace titled "my sitemodel myspace! (i model for anyone! :D)" No shit youll model for anyone, nobody wants you. Yes, we were all sixth graders once and if youre a offended sixth grader reading this, read it again in a couple years and youll be laughing right along.
Being a sitemodel is overrated. Dont stress over trying to get one, or trying to become one. Ones that are rare are cool, as long as they arent "lyke oh my gawwdd! Gotta straighten my hair to the point where its almost singed off my scalp and go to the mall and go shopping oh emm gee!" Yeah, preppy annoying.. (;


So i get alot of friend requests from random people who +yp3 l!!k3 d!$ trying to "get at me" and callin me "ma". Hey, dickface, i have a name. and typing with all symbols doesnt make you gangster. Going around tellin people youre high or that you wanna beat someone up, or did beat someone up doesnt make you cool, either. Why dont you type like a normal fucking human being? Its alot faster to type, and to read. And your clothes. Your shirts are 3 timse too big for your body, and your pants are around your ankles, your hats just sit on the top of your head and you waddle around feeling like "all thaaaattttt!!". You spray 40 bottles of axe on yourself in the morning hoping it will cover up the fact that you didnt shower, but then realize axe smells like the inside of a flaming horses ass. (tag is better) anyyway, "talkin lyke dis" doesnt make you cool, either. But go ahead tryin to be all gangster n shit. Talkin to all your friends like "aye homes i just smoked 3 joints and fucked dis bitch real good then i fucked a nigga up cuz he tryna act all hard on me but i showed a nigga whos boss" and go ahead dressin like you stole shaqs wardrobe. and b3!n c00l w!+ y0 symb0l +yp!n. Lets see how far along in life all that crap gets you.


so you remember when vitamin water and monster strarted getting popular. Everyone had layouts of them, icons, bags, hell. Some would even collect the bottles and make shit out of them. Well i think its all bullshit and ill explain why.
monster- commonly known as a black and green canned drink that all the emos drank then smashed on thier foreheads. people would drink 5 of them right before class started then would twitch around and "brag" to all thier friends how they just downed 5 monsters. moster isnt all that great. Like, it tastes okay but when a drink becomes a trend, then youve got a problem. And its really bad for you and there are some reports that it can cause caner if you drink it too much. There were even people who would buy monster just to be cool, they didnt evn like it that much. I dunno. Im just glad the whole monster craze is over for the most part.
vitamin water- supposedly a drink full of vitamins and energy and shit. I would hear crap like oooohhhh its so good and good for you. Actually i beg to differ. Vitamin water is actually really bad for you because its packed with shit like preservatives and sugars and artificial flavoring. Yummy obesity! No. I dont see in the joy in brigtfully-colored "cleverly-advertised" death in a bottle. The only thing i hatemore about vitamin water is the commercials. vitamin water! try it! No, dickhead, i do not want to try your rancid drink. Yes, vitamin awter is fun to look at which makes peope think its automatically awesome. Well, its practically suicide. People think that because it has the words "vitamin" and "water" (which are 2 very good things,) they think its just god in a cup. No, its not.
Yeah im pretty much done with this.



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